fleasquito
a creature of deadly capabilities that makes you itch real bad. if you are bitten and cant tell whether it is a flea or a mosqito you are dealing with a fleasquito. a fleasquito has deadly flea like fangs with the wings of a mosquito it is incredibly ugly and is paticularly attracted to the most s-xiest of humans. often die before they reach maturity due to the fact that they are inclined to mate with their prey’s skin and forget completely about feeding. found where there are s-xy girls and a hot climate. the fleasquito also goes by the name “carlos hose maria” due to its mexican origins and its stuble.
oh no it feels as if i have just been been slapped across the leg with an incredibly spicy and sharp taco! it must be a fleasquito
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