flection
the state of one’s appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. as long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. if seen in any other way, like a tv, then it is their reflection
“your flectioning good today.”
“you flection good without braces.”
a flaccid erection, not containing the “umph” of a true erection. oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing s-xual whatsoever, so life becomes embarr-ssing when you stand.
relationship
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woman: give it to me, man.
man: sorry woman, i’ve only a flection.
woman: then what the f-ck good are you?
man: to you, not much.
6th grade gym cl-ss
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gym teacher: child, get up and climb that rope.
child: i can’t…
gym teacher: why the h-ll not?
child: i’ve begun to notice girls and it’s given me a flection.
gym teacher: oh. well i hope you’re thoroughly embarr-ssed.
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