fleemail


an escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.
“thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but i note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that i no longer find compelling or meaningful. please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves.”
e-mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.
typical flee-mail sent at work: “i have a (doctor, dentist, etc) appointment”, “i’ll be out of the office on (vac, personal day, sick leave, etc”, “i’m taking a late lunch..” “i’ll be leaving the office due to a personal emergency, etc…”

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