Flekkefjord
a norwegian city/munic-p-lity.
people who enter flekkefjords borders automatically enters “awesome viking mode” (has a 2,3% error rate).
it’s located in the southern parts of norway, in a district know as vest-agder.
its official emblem is a red sailor-boat floating on red waves, with a yellow background.
its population is know as “flekkefjærings”.
as of the 1st of january 2012, the population consisted of 5 947 people.
“dude, isn’t that gard?”
“yeah, he’s from flekkefjord, where almost everyone is awesome!”
“you think he’ll write me an autograph?”
“have you heard about “flekkefjord?”
“oh, yeah. that one munic-p-lity in the southern-norway?”
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