Flesh Dildo
an object used to pleasure a woman. it is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.
girl: i’m too shy to m-st-rb-t- in public
guy: well why don’t you go back to my dorm?
girl: i’m not going to m-st-rb-t- in your room.
guy: why not? there’s a perfectly good flesh d-ld- in there.
-silence-
guy 2: flesh d-ld- enjoy the struggle!
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