Flesh Mittens
to stick both hands in the hooha
i was with these 2 chicks, and i got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what i mean!
a v-g-n-, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the v-g-n- over the p-n-s to warm it up
danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my p-n-s in return.
step 1: find a chick with -ss-gape like you read about
step 2: get elbow deep in that sh-t
step 3: bang her from behind
step 4: jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.
after i successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick i called every member of my family to tell them how f-cking sweet time i am.
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