fleshlight
shaped like a flashlight, but you have s-x with it. made for male masturbation.
i used my fleshlight last night. it felt great.
a s-x toy for men. there are four parts: a st-rdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
wh-r-: hey stud, $50 for a bl-wj-b and some -n-l
man: f-ck off b-tch, i have my fleshlight!
the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
while i was shopping for my girlfriend at toys in babeland, one of the workers there suggested i buy the fleshlight for myself.
an incredible highly recommended male’s s-x toy that really does feel like the real thing.
it never has a headache, you can’t get it pregnant, it’s never that time of the month, it’s always in the mood, doesn’t gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn’t nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn’t care if you’ll respect it in the morning, doesn’t need to cuddle afterwards, doesn’t care if you bring home another girl, it can’t give you crabs or the clap, and you don’t have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your t-st-cl-s off through your wallet.
if only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?
a s-x toy used to replicate a v-g-n-. a fleshlight is intended to stimulate the p-n-s into an -rg-sm. a fleshlight has the same use to a male as a d-ld- has to a female.
d-mn, i havn’t been laid in days…where’d i put my fleshlight….?
compet-tion for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. and it comes in three different forms – -n-l, v-g-n- and bl-wj-b! there are also new toys called an artificial v-g-n-.
f-ck you b-tch, i got a fleshlight.
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