FLESTICLE
an extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. this word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for t-st-cl-, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the cl-ssiest verse.
this is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable freddy bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, bl-sshole, flenis, and flotum.
please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.
i’m sorry, monica, but, as president, i cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
used to describe the t-st-cl- under conditions when you are reluctant to use the actual term. also used to encourage someone else to say “t-st-cl-” when you don’t really want to say it yourself.
hey, i’m writing a new song, but i’m stuck on the third verse, what rhymes with flesticle?
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