Flexatarian
1. a diet where one abstains from eating meat when they cook for themselves, but eat all foods when out to eat or if a food is provided to them.
2. a vegetarian who eats meat on dates, at restaurants, and when food is free.
“i wanted to eat healthier but not give up meat so decided to become a flexatarian.”
“i really want a guy to take me on a date so i can eat a steak. being a flexatarian is so hard.”
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