Flexie-Cookie
n. (flexee-cookie)
is a metephortic “cookie” which one “eats” in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
when an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their cr-ppy antics they need to eat a flexie-cookie to get back to being awesome.
an imaginative cookie that helps you p–p out that giant stick up your -ss.
fun girl: hey come outside! we’re feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
stick-in-the-mud: no, i’m sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
fun girl: somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
fun girl: we’re going about 10 minutes late.
katie p.: uuuuugh. come on i could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
fun girl: katie, do you need to eat a flexie-cookie?
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