flimple
when one’s seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face
dang dude, after watching p-rn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off
a fat an ugly pimple.
ewwww caro!! is that a flimple!? grosss.
when one busts a nut in his own face
dude last night i was wackin it and i flimped
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