flimsy low hand
when a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a p-ss. the thumb then slips off the waste band and
i gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. i was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on d-ck…
a really good hand job. often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.
that emo chick that works at starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. it was amazing….
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