flint pish
the name given to broken pieces of flint found in rich people’s garden’s, usually around expensive shrubberies. they think it looks exclusive and cl-ssy. it’s neither.
“i see daryl’s been at work in his garden, laying down all that shiny flint pish.”
“yeah well, it’s his garden and he can do what he wants with it i suppose.”
“true but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn’t show him up to be a colossal -sshole with more money than sense.”
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