flippery
a house that has obviously been bought, renovated, and is now being flipped. the obvious sign of a flip house is the myriad architectural elements that have been tacked on to give it character. an example: a 1950’s brick ranch house. it will have a non-matching addition added onto the back. it will be painted “buff” or other neutral color to appeal to yuppies. they will tack on some cedar-shake siding so it has a cape cod look, and then some copper flashing so it has some loire valley feel, then some river-stone stonework around the foundation for that new england country feel, a couple of bogus columns that supposedly support the front stoop for that old south look, and for the finale, a redwood pergola placed on the front of the house for that pacific northwest feel. very, very tacky…and soooo very obvious.
m-ffy: oh skip, what a charming neighborhood. all this old-time charm. i just love this cute, authentic mill village. how artsy!
skip: oh m-ffy, you’re so right! these quaint old neighborhoods are so rare nowadays. i love it!
m-ffy: oh no, skip. what is that g-d-awful monstrosity??? did it fall to earth from some other planet? it’s twice the size of these other houses and it’s taking up the whole d-mn yard. gross. it’s ruining the neighborhood.
skip: yeah…it’s totally flippery. let’s go buy a condo instead.
an adjective used to describe a house that has obviously been bought, renovated, and is now being flipped. the obvious sign of a flip house is the myriad architectural elements that have been tacked on to give it character. an example: a 1950’s brick ranch house. it will have a non-matching addition added onto the back. it will be painted “buff” or other neutral color to appeal to yuppies. they will tack on some cedar-shake siding so it has a cape cod look, and then some copper flashing so it has some loire valley feel, then some river-stone stonework around the foundation for that new england country feel, a couple of bogus columns that supposedly support the front stoop for that old south look, and for the finale, a redwood pergola placed on the front of the house for that pacific northwest feel. very, very tacky…and soooo very obvious.
m-ffy: oh skip, what a charming neighborhood. all this old-time charm. i just love this cute, authentic mill village. how artsy!
skip: oh m-ffy, you’re so right! these quaint old neighborhoods are so rare nowadays. i love it!
m-ffy: oh no, skip. what is that g-d-awful monstrosity??? did it fall to earth from some other planet? it’s twice the size of these other houses and it’s taking up the whole d-mn yard. gross. it’s ruining the neighborhood.
skip: yeah…it’s totally flippery. let’s go buy a condo instead.
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