Flippin heck
expletive used in placed of f-cking h-ll by many religious or overly uptight people. the choice of this word allows them to swear (pathetically) while not actually swearing in the eyes of a higher power (g-d, parents, teacher, chuck norris).
although not as offensive as the term it replaces, a pan linguistic mind reading god would know that you really meant f-cking h-ll anyway and would probably dock you points for trying to sneak it by with such a feeble attempt.
1 stubs toe
1: “flippin heck!”
2: “dude, why don’t you just say “f-ck?”
1: “g-d will hear me.”
2: “no, i think g-d’s busy enough laughing at you stubbing your toe to care if you dropped an f bomb.”
1: “you’re going to h-ll anyway!”
2: “don’t flip your heck on me!”
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