Flirpity Flirp
velvety smooth. plush new carpet soft. the sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. the sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.
jo-jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now….strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin….
hey, baby, feel my new rug….goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
now you know that’s some good leather on that couch – i can just hear it going “flirpity flirp” while i’m banging suzie on it.
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