flirt and divert
to flirt with someone to get something out of them and then ditching them.
alicia was an expert at flirt and divert. she’d approach a guy at the bar, flirt with him all night so long as he paid for the drinks, and then left towards the end of the night when he went to the bathroom.
“i’m going to give her a ride home but she wants to stop at the gas station first.”
“dude, it’s just flirt and divert, she’s done it at every party i’ve seen her at. she’s going to ask you for some smokes and then will run up a huge tab. the second you pull up she’ll jump out and run up to her apartment without so much as a thank you.”
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