Flirtsturbating
the act of talking one’s self up in an effort to win over a potential companion by flirting for them; flirting with yourself for another person.
“yeah i was texting josh and he kept telling me how cute he looked in his new instagram picture.”
“that’s just like josh, always flirtsturbating.”
Read Also:
- Flue
a term used to indicate that an employee is taking sick leave under questionable circ-mstances. pashnavi will be out of the office for the next three days nursing the flue in miami beach. 1 more definition a term used by the the los angeles gang the bloods to refer to there rivals, the crips, favorite […]
- Foagie
a fake sandwich you have got a really ugly looking foagie there for your girl there dude.
- ftn
free the nipple, nipples should be free for all i’m not wearing a bra today, ftn b–bs nipples free br–sts 16 more definitions f-ck the navy the war cry of a p-ssed off sailor. officer:”i want all of the br-ss shined or else no one gets liberty.” enlisted:”ftn!!!” (while shoting the finger) short for ‘f-ck […]
- FUDGE DOCKING
fudge docking is a wonderful s-xual act which requires in most cases considerable preparation but it is always “worth it, in fudge docking one partic-p-nt eats slightly constipating food like a block of cheese and then two days later before the act is going to take place ingests a mild oil based laxative. usually this […]
- galactic goddess
on a universal scale of beauty in mind, one that is without doubt a source of attraction for ex. @queenbianca_ is a galactic goddess, that i may say