flirtulance
a cross between the word flirt and flatulence. the intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. it is then released in a m-ssive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.
i took her out for dinner to a mexican restaurant. the date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.
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