flml
f-cking love my life
human being: i would like to take a stand against all the annoying -ss ppl out there who pessimistically end every egocentric sentence with “fml”. because i flml!
f-cking love my life
after having a good/great day set this as your status or in mint conservation
instead of saying fml for the bad days
text 1: “i totally got their number today. flml”
text response: “nice”
text,acronym,fml,lol,rofl,lmf–
f-ckin love my life. used together with and to contrast fml.
especially in situations where you are suffering from a hangover (and some other self inflicted pain) but love it because it is an indication of a good time.
#1
dude 1: w-ssup dude
dude 2: at work… giant hangover…. fml… but flml
dude 1: yeaa last night was legen….wait for it….. wait for it….dary
#2
dude 1: how was the gym
dude 2: my arms are soooo sore… fml… but flml
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