Flobese
when someone is awkwardly fat.
when a women, (or male..) can’t seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. they try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
fat+obese=flobese
not sure where the “l” came from…i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.
worker: alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh…
-leaves and goes to burger king.-
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