floccinoccinihilipillification
verb: the action of defining something as worthless
or a word used to impress people one hardly knows with your knowledge of useless words
see also:antidisastablishmentarialism,
hippopotamonstrosesquepedalianism
and pneuomonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis
i’m so clever i can… make up your own example
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