flock face
the self–ssured face and elaborate gestures that appear when one is explaining a concept that the he/she may not actually know much about. usually accompanied by a condescending, stern voice and used by people who are known to be well educated in some previously explained remote subject. not necessarily a sign of wisdom or of factuality, but a vehicle by which to convince the listener of your opinion or false set of facts and to make you seem credible.
don’t use that flock face on me, michael roy. i know for a fact that you were never involved in compet-tive opera.
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