flocked
the act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. this would also be known as fisting a girls -ss and p-ssy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (the silent duck is described in the movie nymphomaniac 2)
man, you’ll never guess what i did last night..i flocked the sh-t outta this girl.
you did what???
yes, 2 silent ducks at a time
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adj. condition that occurs when someone is surfing (in the ocean) and suddenly finds his/herself surrounded by other surfers. syn. crowded. especially found in southern california on holiday mornings.
even though we got in the water early, by 9am, we were flocked.
when a bunch of college males(normally the biggest group douche bags you’ve ever met), get together, have a party, and try to have s-x with as many girls as possible by any means necessary.
hey did you hear about those girls getting flocked” “yea dude what a bunch of douchers
past tense of flock. short for “friends locked” on livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.
i keep my pr0n flocked so my coworkers don’t know how much i love teh b-ttsecks.
to be screwed over, cheated, d-cked over, f-cked or swindled.
when the truck driver went to deliver his material for the day and another truck driver cut in front of him he realized he had just been flocked.
when someone is partying, smacked, getting mad b-tches, and just going hard in the paint like woka flocka flame
“dude are you trying to get drunk and get some p-ssy tonight?”……”f-ck yea! im trying to get flocked!!!
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