flocker

a group of girls who go to the gym together, covered in makeup, and barely exercising because they are too busy looking after their makeup and tight spandex clothing.
person 1: “ugh check out those flockers on the treadmills.”
person 2: “why do they even come if they are not going to work out?”
–meanwhile–
girl 1: “girl 2 omg did i sweat??”
girl 2: “girl 1 omg your foundation is coming off!!”
-both run (for the first time today) to the changing rooms-
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loose acquaintance. buddy – you don’t keep in touch with, who comes flocking to every major event. boozing, drugging, partying pseudo-friend you don’t expect to have a meaningful conversation with.
it’s good to see all of you flockers! it’s been a while!
a combination of the terms “floppy” and “knockers” when referring to a womans br–sts.
billy’s mom makes great lasagna, but i really wanna see her flockers.
a boy/man who flocks to a specific woman along with many other men. typically, these women are people who are surprised by how many flockers she has. a typical nickname for a woman with many flockers is a “firetruck”. their female friends with less flockers may be referred to as “ambulances”.
julia- how are you going to choose a date for the dance out of so many guys?!?
irene- d-mn flockers, making my life difficult.
julia- maybe you shouldn’t be such a firetruck.
irene- shut up, ya ambulance.
noun.

1. the name designated for two or more cars that travel side by side on the highway at the same speed, thus preventing you from p-ssing.
“what the h-ll is this?! either speed up or slow down, flockers!”
a group of three or more swagf-gs/hipsters walking around together.
“hey look at that group of flockers”
someone who ‘flocks’ to wherever their crush/girlfriend/boyfriend is at the time.

“whenever sarah is around jarrod is a m-ssive flocker”
a group of people who stand together and/or walk together, usually in the way of people
those flockers are blocking the rollercoaster line