Flod
having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.
blake: mike, do you know that we found your friend moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?
mike: yeah, dude, she’s flod.
a mixture of the word flid and the word spod.
as mentioned in peep show series 4.
mark is such a flod!
the most perfect cube of fat
(not to be mistaken by imitators “blod” and “grod”)
you can bounce it round the house,
you can wear it as a hat
you can show it to your dad,
you can drop it on your cat!
it’s flod, (flod!)
it’s flod! (flod!)
the most perfect cube of fat!
the strings of a banana peel.
this banana peel has very few flods.
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