floghard
someone (male) who m-st-rb-t-s themselves to the point of physical injury.
someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve s-xual gratification or -j-c-l-t–n without thinking of only themself.
he’s just a floghard. only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
he only gets off on himself.
only he can gratify himself.
he’s beyond a w-nker.
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