flojectile
food flying out of ones mouth, while eating, often caused by laughter or a harsh strike to the mid-section.
after shralping the gnar-gnar all day, karley flojectiled burrito all over jason’s face.
the bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.
i need to wash those flojectiles off my bathroom mirror before the health department shuts me down.
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