Flooble


the act of shoving your toe in someone’s b-tt whilst it is covered in jell-o.
“d-mn! i was sound asleep and max gave me a flooble! i came in my undies!!”
to have a ‘flooble’ is to fancy someone who technically you do not really know. someone who you never talk to, who you may only ever view from a distance. you are basically a creepy stalker, but who isn’t right?
stalker guy 1 – i fancy her. (points to girl in the distance)

random guy 2 – what? i’ve never even seen you talk to her! how can you fancy her?

wise guy 3 – ah, i see, you my friend, most definitely have a flooble for this girl.

stalker guy 1 – yes! that’s what it is!
segments of fat skin on ones body.
love handles, chub, belly, and fat rolls.
a nicer (more civilised) way of swearing so as not to offend anyone.
“what the flooble??” or “oh, flooble” or “oh for flooble’s sake”
the act of fat on a humans body jiggling.
man that guy floobled like never before

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