floodjizz
noun; a rush of s-m-n that no levee can withhold; typically produced by males after a prolonged period of abstinence or failure.
1) who would have thought that floodj-zz wasn’t covered by her homeowner’s policy? 2) my floodj-zz led to a lot of stray dogs.
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