Floomism


a pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. its main basis revolves around performing h-m-s-xual acts such as oral and -n-l s-x on other men. followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games “who’s in my mouth”, “find the pickle”, “soggy biscuit” and “circle jerk”
at one of their regular floomism meetings, nathan and devin played “who’s in my mouth” in the dark alley behind the taco bell

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