Floor Bacon
any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. usually leads to loss of job.
originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.
“dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?”
“yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there”
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