Floor Buddy


the person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. this is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.
guy: “there’s too many people on this couch i’m moving to the floor. i need a floor buddy.”

girl: -slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after-

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