Floor Closet
someone who uses their floor as if it’s a closet. meaning they throw their sh-t everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their sh-t is when it comes time to use it.
“when her parents came to visit she put all the sh-t on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet…when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. her floors like her closet.”
“she’s a m-th- f-ckin floor closet girl!”
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