floor of whores
name your wh-r- in the house by the floor.
bas-m-nt – the married wh-r-. the cold, damp wh-r- with too much laundry
1st floor – love at first site wh-r-. you just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor – the usual – the f-ck and date
3rd floor – the f-ck buddy – f-ck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor – the tease – i walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor – the spoiler – no man can give you 5 floors of housing. she always wants more.
the roofer – one night stand – climb to the top and jump
out.
“matt and i designed this floor of wh-r-s to secretly describe women in a language that they don’t understand.”
“she was such a 4th floor wh-r-. she rubbed my d-ck and when i was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in.”
“i just roofed that b-tch!”
“dude, get me fast. i’m hanging off the roof here” (if you didn’t drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
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