floor roof
the coolest f-cken floor to ever exist… it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas
i got so crunk on my floor roof that i misplaced my unicorn
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