Floor Squeakin’ Mouth Breather


phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. not attractive in the least this person resembles “jabba the hut” with legs.
get a load of that floor squeakin’ mouth breather going into old country buffett, you can’t wash all the parts of that gal.

if that floor squeakin’ mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly kool-aid. o yea!!!

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