floorito
what you call a burrito you’ve dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.
want a bite of my floorito? it was only on the ground for a couple seconds.
(n) the food that results when your bag of doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.
marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious mega-value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of zesty flooritos.
doritos or fritos that are eaten off the floor.
i handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.
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