Floozaholic
floos-a-haw-lik a floozaholic is a person, typically of below-average attractiveness, who shamelessly hits on and takes extreme physical liberties with all forms of inebriated people, whereas around sober people they are shy and uninventive.
that floozaholic has been grabbing the side-b–b of that drunk lesbian for like 10 minutes.
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