flopcock


1) any time a p-n-s is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good sh-g session.

2) a lazy person, especially someone who’s always on the couch.

3) a pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)man, i just sh-gged sarah hard for almost two hours, ive got the worst flopc-ck ive ever seen.

2)ian wont even got off the couch to take a sh-t, what a flop-c-ck.

3)man, those new springs i put in the truck are way better, especially after riding around on those old flop-c-cks for three years.
1. a small p-n-s
2. more appropriately any guy named bill’s p-n-s
bill whipped out his flopc-ck on sarah.
another word for d-ld-, invented when i and my friend andrew were talking on the phone.
who the h-ll named it d-ld- anyway? sh-t, if i invented it i’d have called it a flop c-ck. -horrendous laughter ensues-
another word for p-n-s or a limp genitalia.
“ay…. come look at my flop c-ck.”

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