flopping the dolphin
to jerk off. like beating the meat.
chick 1: why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: he was flopping the dolphin.
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- flouptched
depending on the context in which it is used, flouptched can mean f!#ked up in either a positive or negative way. “man, that was good s$%t. i’m really flouptched!” or “the timing chain skipped a tooth and now the engine runs all flouptched.”
- Flowerday
someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work. did you smell her breath? no amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! she’s such a flowerday!
- Fluggin
the act of making a penaut b-tter and jelly sandwich while f-cking, and then j-zzing into the sandwich, then serving it to your guests. carl and sh-lly were at a dinner party so they f-cked, jazzed into the sandwiches, and gave it to their friends. = fluggin
- fornix
1.n. a prost-tute (male or female) 2.adj. having prost-tute-like appearance or actions 1. there is a fornix on the street corner. 2. i wish that girl would stop acting so fornix!
- Fosbury
someone who takes a long time to explain something that is very simple “how do you open this bottle” “first, take a firm grasp of the top with your index and middle finger and then twist in an anti-clockwise direction until it is possible to lift off with ease” “shut up. your a f-ckin fosbury”