Flopportunity
a proposal with potential for failure on a grand scale.
did jason ask you to invest in his imitation hummus business? it sounded like like the flopportunity of a lifetime.
a flopportunity is an opportunity that was p-ssed up or ruined.
i can’t believe shauna didn’t apply for harvard even when she knows half of the board! what a total flopportunity.
any given situation where the removal of one’s p-n-s from it’s owner’s pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.
friend: hey, so did you really show stacy your throbber yesterday?
you: yeah man, i saw my flopportunity, and i seized it. and then so did she.
an opportune situation to take one’s p-n-s out
while his date was in the bathroom freshening up, patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he’s working with.
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