Floppy Sampson
when you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it’s not rock it’s just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your d-ck covered in puss juice and s-m-n.
guy that gets payed more than you : “me and kisha did the floppy sampson last night. she wanted it .”
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