floppy sock
1. (noun or verb) a flacid p-n-s, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. shaking the p-n-s in attempts to get hard result in a “dead puppet” type motion hence the term floppy sock. also known as “flop sock”.
see aaron hands.
noun – i wanted to bone that b-tch but all that jack i drank gave me a floppy sock.
verb – i couldn’t get it up so i floppy-socked that b-tch in the face for a while until i gave up and smoked a blunt.
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