floppy watermelon
the art of placing your p-n-s underneath an elderly woman’s b–b and thrusting, thus causing it to flop and turn a watermelon-red color.
“dude, your grandma was smokin last night.”
“ew gross man!”
“yeah i totally gave her a floppy watermelon. twice.”
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