floptastic


the opposite of “fantastic”.

an epic fail of extreme proportions.
dude 1: “have you been to kemptville?”
dude 2: “ya bro, that town is floptastic”

dude 1: “dude 2, did you hear that quinnifer broke up with malarie?”
dude 2: ” ya dude 1, i sure did, that sh-t’s floptastic.”

fox news
term meaning anything you could be elated about.
tristan: dude, f-ckin 6 knees i hate you

greg: don’t hate, that sh-t was floptastic.

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