floptina
a term used to describe the epic failure that is christina aguilera. it’s a common misconception that the term is related to britney fans, when in fact it’s used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop christina aguilera is. the term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: aguilera’s trannylicious make-up, aguilera’s fugly clothing, aguilera’s cheap weave, aguilera’s tactics of ripping off other artists, aguilera’s chart performance fails, aguilera’s flop records, and aguilera’s sh-tty singles.
omg, did you hear that britney spears’ greatest hits: my prerogative has sold a whopping 1,347,000 units, while floptina’s keeps gettin’ better: a decade of flops has only sold less than 500,000 units! holy cow! what flop! floptina! fail floptina, fail!!
person 1: did you hear christina aguilera say that she’s working with goldfrapp on her new record?
person 2: is that some kind of sick joke? allison goldfrapp said she’d never work with tranny floptina… fail.
a term given by talentless pop stars fans to christina aguilera. usually used to cover up christina’s worldwide success and vocal abilty.
gaga fan 1: omg did you hear floptina’s new alb-m bionic only got to number 3 on the billboard 200?
gaga fan 2: omg what a flop! not anything like gaga’s floptacular alb-m fame monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!
britney fan 1: wow did you that floptina’s vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
britney fan 2: ugh what a flop! i mean britney uses playback because she’s too good for live singing!
is term used by b-tchy britney fans who are jealous of christina aguilera. there ignorance says it all in the name considering shes had a decade of hits!
ewww i hate floptina!
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