Floral Park

small town on the border of queens and n-ssua filed with a healthy mix of drunk and s-xed up wiggers/punks/preps (as well as the rest of the generic population.) to those above the age of 30, flo po may seem like a future parent’s dream land. to those under the age of 18 (or without a liscense), it worst place on long island to live. esp to those teenagers that attend floral park memorial.
the cops are real -ssholes in flo po.
a town infamous for its incredible amount of underage drinking. it’s not until adolscents leave floral park do they realize how great of a town floral park is. a good night will end in/on one of the following places..wendys, the diner, or some random strangers lawn. the real champs don’t make it home. and if you do, you don’t remember how.
i get drunk every night in floral park.
f-ck that.. floral park is the greatest town to live in.
true it has some boring nights but no other town is like fp.
typical day/night in floral park: wake up late from a severe hangover trying to remember what the f-ck happend last night,get pizza from village,go home and get ready for that night, have village once again, go for a beer run at mertle without showing any id and have a nice chat with frank, go to one of the many open houses, get drunk and/or high, maybe you’ll even see anette walking uptown or eating at wendys and by the end of the night you’re probably p-ssed out and you somehow get home.
if you’re lucky you wont have any run ins with officer fat–ss.
guy1: yo that cove party last night was f-cking ill
guy2: sorry i dont remember it
anette: yes, yes it was ill

floral park owns.
this town consists of drunk and blazed teens. people go to “town” or an open house and just drink and smoke. that’s what really happens around here. people just get drunk and high. it isn’t very surprising seeing that this town promotes drinking. i mean if they didn’t then we wouldn’t be in the guinness book of world records for having the most amount of bars per a square mile. if they didn’t promote drinking then there wouldn’t be 3 beer distributors that are walking distance from town or bellerose that sell to teens. it’s great. you go to the square or wendy’s on a friday night and you’re going to run into teens that are drunk or stoned out of their minds. there’s no doubt about it. that’s whats great about this town, you can count on running into drunk and blazed teens. you’ve gotta admit, it makes life a lot more interesting.
teens in floral park discussing what they did:
#1-what’d you do yesterday?
#2-drank, hung out, went to town, then wendys, then just walked around aimlessly, you?
#1-haha i did the same.
long island suburb located in n-ssau. horrible place for a teenager to live if you don’t wish to do the following: a) get drunk b) get high c) sit around the square laughing at the fat kids and old ladies that walk by. full of your stereotypical spoiled long island girls, meat head jocks, “authentic rockers”, sobbing emo kids, wanna be gangsters, cheerleaders who think they live in california etc. there’s nothing much to do in this suburb, unless you enjoy the above mention activities. it is sorta fun to watch the “flo po, po-po” in action.
i hate floral park, but i guess it wouldn’t be better than any other long island suburb.
i live in a town called floral park, where apparntly the drinking age here is 12 and drugs are legal. the floral park cops have nothing better to do on their time ..so they like to kick you out of parks when its after “dusk”. if a cat is stuck in a tree… we might need 6 or 7 cops for that.. and here in the daring town we need under cover cops and suv’s .. you know cause were that bad in this small town. “beer” yeah thats hidden in bushes and saved for the next weekend. wendys and village pizzeria is were all the drunkies hanogut to get munchie food.. and for sure on a sat-rday or friday night.. 80% of floral park is most defantely drunnnkkkk….. floral park = alcholics.. tell me why there are more hen 5 bars in the matter of like 2 blocks….floral park was meant for young druggies and alchi’s :)……………….. and anyone who lives in floral park… all know when else fails.. when beer isnt accessable shouldertap.. weekends are no longer fufilled with out drinking

ps: whoever wrote that comment aboce should go f-ck themselves your just jelous because your sober on the weekends and have nothing better to do.

-ssholes.
floral park : known for the most amount of bars in maybe a squared mile, underaged drinking, and everything else thats illegal.
listen, i know you’ve seen a lot of people say floral park sucks because we got nothing to do here. but let me tell you how it really is….
-yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like i’ve heard).
-yes, people do smoke a lot (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-no, we don’t think we live in the oc.
-no, we don’t have crazy emo people.
-no, we don’t consider ourselves black.
-we’re just long islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich -ss people in the hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, f-ck off and just don’t come here then.
guy from floral park – “floral park is cool.”

guy from garden city – “we got more money than you go back to your poor -ss ‘hood’.”

guy from floral park – “why don’t you go cry to your mommy before i kick your -ss there.”

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