Florida Abs
a way to make yourself sound s-xy and toned, while really describing the think layer of cellulite that wraps around your middle. mostly used by men on dating sites to falsely attract women.
fl (abbreviation for florida) + abs = flabs.
e-harmony description: “i’m john. i’m 40 years old, and i’m in the best shape of my life. don’t be decieved by my moderately thinning hair and oily complextion. these are only signs of my malnutrition due to my lifestyle of strenuous exercise, and i have the florida abs to prove it.”
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