florida bath
1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours
husband: “honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?”
wife: “no, they had a florida bath today at the neighborhood pool.”
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